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Motorless Motorcycle and More

Here's a collection of images I've compiled and prepared especially for our April 1, 2011 coverage, including Solar Powered Tai Chi; Zero Point Energy Defined; Run-of-the-Stairs Hydro; GEET Grocery Cart; Human-Powered School Bus; Hydroelectric Dam Springs a Goat Leak; Self-Looped Power Outlet; Political Promises Could Provide Power Source; Biomass-Powered Bird; Plastic-Bottle-Powered Car.
 (Each April 1 is "April Fools' Day" in U.S.)

by Sterling D. Allan
Pure Energy Systems News

Here's a collection of images I've compiled and prepared especially for our April 1, 2011 coverage.

Solar Powered Tai Chi

A rogue Tai Chi student has begun honing a new ability that entails tapping solar energy to repel opponents.


Zero Point Energy Defined

After a week of careful derivations, Professor Meyl definitively set forth the source and mechanisms of zero point energy.  Following the lecture, a visiting professor said he would just stick to the much easier task of making fun of anyone who believes in zero point energy.


Self-Looped Power Outlet

A local construction crew inadvertently stumbled onto a solution for recycling energy.  Researcher are exploring ways to tap into the system without disrupting the delicate balance.

Well, hold on to your seats...  After posting this, I was informed of the following researcher who has accomplished the seemingly impossible by YouTube user, lasersaber.  He calls it the A.F.P., and in a year, he will be divulging how he did  this.


Run-of-the-Stairs Hydro

An inventor in Nepal has proposed harnessing the water flowing down the stairs in his apartment complex, following a malfunction of a public sewer main.  Another resident inventor proposed also taking advantage of the bio-materials to generate heat and electricity.


Political Promises Could Provide Power Source

Speaking of waste-to-energy, another research group is investigating methods of tapping into the hot air that comes from politicians to provide some kind of energy.  The problem they are having is the "empty promises" syndrome that tends to zero out any gains.


Human-Powered School Bus

Meanwhile, politicians in Bangladesh have been making good on their promise for transportation of children to school.  The kids seem more than eager to take turns propelling the rickshaw away from the neighborhood bullies.


Light-Powered Highway

Meanwhile, a fringe community in Hawaii seems to have figured out a way to extend the light rays emanating from their vehicles, enabling the trailing vehicle to collect those rays via photo-receptors.  They have not yet been able to boost the system to the point of powering the vehicle -- just the lights -- fulfilling the dream of "light recycling" imagined by one of the young entrepreneurs on the Island.


Conventional Renewable Draw-backs

Hydroelectric Dam Springs a Goat Leak

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Propane Sales Explode


GEET Advances

In the open source community, some very clever variations arise.  This has been particularly true among people replicating Paul Pantone's GEET technology for improving fuel efficiency.

GEET Grocery Cart

Plenty of room for groceries up front, which can double for a fuel source in the case of a GEET property tuned.

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Flintstone GEET

Well, it's actually quite a bit advanced from the Flintstones.

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Motor-Less Motorcycle

These guys have eliminated the motor all together on this ancient Harley discovery.


Gravity-Powered Wheel Chair


The inventor assures the skeptics that no laws of physics are being violated.  None at all.


Biomass Advances

We've seen a number of amazing advancements in biomass conversion to power.  Here are a few examples.

Biomass-Powered Bird

A researcher in Spain has apparently devised a method of instantly converting bird poop into rocket propellant, giving a turbo boost to the animals.  The researcher told us that the next day following his first demonstration, he was visited by a couple of people in dark suits, about fitting the device with a special delivery system for increasing their chemtrail propagation, saying that it was to reflect the sun's rays in an effort to diminish global warming.  He refused, and decided to scrap the whole project.  "The world isn't ready for jet-birds yet."

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Plastic-Bottle-Powered Car

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Garden-Powered Motorcycle

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Pig and Cow-Powered Bikes

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Humanure-Powered Scooter 


Drag Racing

Piezoelectric pick-up from this trailing tire system powers the lights for this otherwise non-compliant vehicle.

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This story is also posted at BeforeItsNews.

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Last updated April 01, 2011
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